Individual Apple Reviews

Individual Apple Reviews


A fruit blog featuring reviews of individual apples.
Text May 30, 2012

Today’s Pacific Rose apple

Clearly old. Eek. But mushy. Actually the opposite. It’s hard.
Not very flavorful.
I’m gettig very mild hard chunks of apple as I eat it.
Does have good juicyness though.
Nice color and firm in hand, but the flavor’s not there.

Text May 29, 2012

Today’s Pacific Rose apple

This is an old apple. I’ve been remiss in my apple eating. Perhaps because it’s old, it is not very crisp. But it is sufficiently crisp, not yet mushy.

It’s very juicy, but not dribbly. Pleasantly juicy.

Flavor-wise, there’s not much going on. It’s mildly sweet. Emphasis on the mild.

Video May 17, 2012 • 1 note

Tenacious D - Low Hangin’ Fruit (by tenaciousDVEVO)

There are some pretty good looking apples in this video.

Text May 7, 2012

Today’s Pacific Rose apple

I bought it because the store noted that it has thin skin and is a good eating apple. I like eating apples.

It has a good apple-y shape. Not too round. Distinct bumps on the bottom make it good for setting on the desk without worrying about it rolling away.

Nice, crisp texture. Skin is indeed fairly easy to bite through. The flavor is mild, but nicely sweet. Good juicyness. Refreshing, but not dripping. I have two more in the fridge. I will let you know if those are similarly satisfactory.

Photo April 3, 2012 • 17,697 notes
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Text March 19, 2012

Today’s Moro blood orange

I’m eating a Moro blood orange! Despite the red color, this is no apple.

Why am I eating oranges? Strange things are happening to me. I’m starting to say “y’all.”

Ben & Jerry’s Apple-y Ever After Ice Cream Made to Raise Same Sex Marriage Equality Awareness

Text March 10, 2012

Orange

Navel oranges were on special. I thought I would try one. Ya know, see what was so great about these things.

It’s good.

I don’t really know what to even say. It’s not really comparable to apples

Text March 8, 2012 • 1 note

Today’s honeycrisp apple

Hey! I had a honeycrisp apple in my fridge that I forgot about. I bet it’s rotten… No! It’s fine! wow.

Wait, is this a honeycrisp? It lacks strong flavor.

Surprisingly crisp texture for how old it is.

Juicy. But not very sweet or flavorful.

Photo February 23, 2012 • 551 notes
crimesagainsthughsmanatees:

This comic was drawn on my iPad because I’ve been traveling all day.

Worms in apples are the worst. That was my apple! I did not want to share!

crimesagainsthughsmanatees:

This comic was drawn on my iPad because I’ve been traveling all day.

Worms in apples are the worst. That was my apple! I did not want to share!




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