I finally ate the apple that’s been tying around in my bag for days. It’s a little beaten up. But not bad looking. It’s quite red. A little on the small side, but a good hand-hold size.
Ow. It’s kinda hard. But hard is almost kinda like crisp if you’re not passing attention. Overall, quite acceptable on texture.
Quite sweet! It’s got some good flavor. And juicy! Not full-on dribbleage, but I can see the juice flowing from my bite.
I think this is a brand of apple. They have a website: http://www.kiku-apple.com/
I rate this apple “cute name, cute apple” on the Not Honeycrisp scale.
It’s been a while since I’ve eaten my apple… apple eating fail. :(
This apple is pretty ugly. It’s been rolling around my bag being uneaten for a long time. It’s all banged up and scratched from rolling around. Bruised, dented…
It’s also got this weird hole in the side. What the hell is that?! That doesn’t look good. I’m gonna eat around that.
Oh. It’s delicious! Goes to show you that you should just an apple on how ugly it is.
"The challenger’s ugly food has shown us that even hideous things can be sweet on the inside." - Morbo
Quite tasty and sweet! Reasonably crisp, too!
There’s a gross brown spot… eating around that…
Not juicy, really. This apple is kinda old… But still good!
I rate this apple “hideously tasty” on the Not Honeycrisp scale.
I’m sick. Probably because I haven’t been eating enough apples.